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Barrel Laser Side
What's the craziest list of stuff you can come up with?

craziest list besides mine wins.

Mine:
a peg leg
3 way radio
shetland pony
automatic shoe buffer
an eskimo
a red bee bee gun with a compass on the side
a staple gun
robotic fingers
a monkey brother
a battery powered battery charger
ringworm in a cage
horse feet
red hair
a haunted unicorn
a unibrow
a tiki mask
santa's hat
laser sunglasses

*pant pant* *takes a deep breath*

and i want a barrel of floss, and i want to balls of glue TO BE MY FRIENDS!.....and a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and thats it

a pretty pink and purple polka-dotted pony princess
three flying zombie ninja jedi squirrels
an iguana
a pogo stick
12 toes (like an extra one on each foot, not 12 in a jar... that'd be weird)
a cat named schrodinger (physics joke)
one of every book in existance (preferably in digital form because I don't have that much space to store them all in print )
every article of wikipedia, written backwards.
a dictionary full of typos
synaesthesia
control over the space-time continuum
Santa's left shoe
for the voices to go away
to watch Bhudda do a bellydance
a remote control that controls people (mute... fastforward)
pi... backwards
to meet someone else that can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards
I like the table and chair made of cheese one...
a microscope
a telescope
to learn how to type at 160wpm using the dvorak keyboard layout
to memorize pi to 100000 digits
to meet an alien and give him/her a taco
a pet bigfoot
to go to the moon and see if it's really made of cheese
to go to mars and see if it's really made of hot sauce (what? You've never heard of that?... freak. lol)
to ask a praying mantis about its religious beliefs.
a cold fusion reactor
a popsickle
a bald person's toenail clippings
a pretty pink and polka dotted pirate's pretty pink and purple polka dotted parrot's pretty pink and purple polka dotted panda.
three gallons of fake puke
287 and 1/2 miles of blue yarn
a giant painting of the number 4 on my ceiling
a 20x20x20 rubik's cube
a piece of toast
an invisible bicycle
the power to control your mind so I can force you to give me the 10 points.
purple hair... not on me... just hair... that's purple... like in a bag or something
to meet Steve Urkel
a laser pointer
a green vase
a red belt
three coffee cups (I don't drink coffee but...)
a pool table
a phanny pack
an air hockey table
access to all the information in the universe
to finish my work that I'm procrastinating by being on answers
a more random list.
and of course, 10 points.